From our “Before They Made It Big’ series
When I see that stupid Kentucky Fried Chicken “I Ate The Bones!” commercial, I want to hit it with a stick until it doesn’t move anymore. Then I want to move over to the Yum! Center, located in Louisville, KY and hit it over the dome with the same stick. Really? The “Yum! Center”?
The truth pokes its tongue out at humanity in the oddest ways. While here on a beach in Northern Carolina, I observed a jet and its vapor trail. The first picture shows the jet heading toward the sun (app. 1:30 local time). The second picture, minutes later, shows the same jet’s vapor trail bi-sect an area in the sky where two objects appear. The one on the left is the sun while the one to the right of the vapor trail appears to be a planet of unknown origin. After I took the picture and looked “live” at the same area, this new object was missing. It’s been rumored for decades that the government has been releasing trace amounts of sodium flouride, or “the ‘obey us’ chemical” in the vapor trails of military and passenger jets. Once inhaled and absorbed into the bloodstream, the victim is subject to any command, verbal or visual, through overt or covert means, usually by subliminal messaging. It’s obvious that the message I received after this incident was, “What extra planet? Go about your business. By the way there’s a pretty shell. Go pick it up.”
DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
… Hi, I’m Holdy the Toothbrush Holder. The preceding message by Ambrose Bierce shows what a jerk some people can be, always finding the crappy side of life, always peeing on everyone’s parade. Me? I’m just here to help people hold their toothbrushes. That’s all.